The Crypto Minute

Your Weekly Guide to Surviving the Crypto Rollercoaster.

Welcome to 2026, everyone! 🎉 Hope all your Venezuela-themed Polymarket bets turned out right. 🗳️ If not, we found a trader with an 80% win rate over 490 trades. We also look at 2026 trends in crypto, Bitcoin, Solana DeFi, and more! 🚀

⤵️ Today’s Agenda:

  • We found a Polymarket degen with an 80% win rate over 490 trades!

  • Digital euro is moving closer, but the real fight is how much “cash-like” privacy Europe will allow without breaking AML rules.

  • Bitcoin’s post-halving year ended red, which puts the old 4-year cycle narrative on trial going into 2026.

  • Tether just became the 5th biggest $BTC holder, doubling down on the corporate Bitcoin arms race and reserve debate. 

  • Our 2026 playbook focuses on three themes:$BTC as macro, stablecoin rails, and tokenized RWAs, plus a quick Solana DeFi pulse check.

  • And more…

📊 Market Snapshot

$91,308BTC+4.0%$3,136ETH+6.3%$3.11TCrypto Market Cap+4.7%25 (Extreme Fear)Fear & Greed Index+1 from last week

📰 News Recap (Jan 29 to Jan 4)

Digital Euro Creeping Closer As EU Fights Over Privacy 🏦

👉 The digital euro just got backing from the EU Council, supporting the ECB’s design with both online and offline payments on the table.

The biggest fight is privacy. 🕵️ Lawmakers want “cash-like” privacy, while the ECB and Council push for strict AML and traceability, so both sides will have to meet somewhere in the middle. ⚖️

Some parts already have broad support: legal tender status, an offline mode, and stronger privacy and inclusion than regular bank money. 🔎

Now, the open questions are how private the online version can be, how far merchant acceptance rules go, and where to cap holdings so deposits do not flee banks overnight. 🔐

In the background is the global CBDC and stablecoin race. 🏎️ Europe wants a digital euro that keeps the euro relevant without blowing a hole in its banking system, and if the legal work slips past 2026, the ECB’s pilot and rollout timeline starts to crack.

$BTC Breaks 4 Year Halving Script, Ends Post Halving Year In Red 📉

Bitcoin just closed 2025 lower than it started the year, the first time a post halving year has finished in the red. 📉 It is still down more than 30% from the $126,080 all time high set on October 6.

In past cycles it was simple. 💡 Halving, then next year new highs. 2013, 2017 and 2021 all fit that four year playbook, which is why everyone treated it like a cheat code.

This time, commentators like Vivek Sen are calling the four year cycle “officially dead.” 🪦 Others point to new players like ETFs, institutions and corporate treasuries that do not trade like hype driven retail. 🧱

The idea is that $BTC trades macro now. Liquidity, rates, regulation and geopolitics matter more than a clean halving calendar. 👉 The halving still tightens supply, but miners have more financing options and price reactions are less automatic.

🔎 If you are still trading on memes of the four year cycle, you are probably late. The smarter angle is to watch liquidity, ETF flows and macro, with the halving as just one input instead of the whole thesis. 🧠

Tether Is Now The 5th Biggest Bitcoin Holder On Earth 🐳

Tether closed out 2025 by buying another 8,888 $BTC on New Year’s Eve. 😆 This took its stash to more than 96,000 $BTC and making it the 5th biggest Bitcoin holder in the world. 📈

The company has been routing up to 15% of its profits into Bitcoin every quarter, and this latest batch was worth around $780M at entry. 📊 That puts Tether behind only Binance, Robinhood and Bitfinex on the rich list and second among private corporate treasuries.

👉 Fun fact: It is not just Bitcoin either. Tether grabbed 26 tons of gold in Q3 2025 and now sits on about 116 tons. 👈

🏦 That has ratings agencies twitchy. S&P cut $USDT’s score to “weak,” and people like Arthur Hayes keep poking at the growing $BTC plus gold mix in reserves. 🪙 In plain English, it signals higher perceived risk around Tether’s backing, which could amplify panic in a real market stress. ⚠️

On-chain, the $BTC balance has moved around. 🚛 Some coins went to Tether backed XXI, which holds over 43,000 $BTC, while new corporates keep piling in. Metaplanet is now above 35,000 $BTC and Strategy pushed its stack past 670,000, turning the corporate Bitcoin land grab into a full on arms race. 🚀

🌍️ Story of the Week: What Are the Plays in 2026?

2025 was a weird one for us. 😔 Bitcoin printed a fresh all time high more or less on schedule, but there was no full blow-off top and almost no real alt season. 📉 Sentiment feels wrecked, even though the market is not. 😵‍💫

At the same time, the industry has never looked more “grown up”. 🪴 Spot ETFs exist, regulators are finally writing rules, and big finance is building onchain instead of pretending crypto is a phase. That is the backdrop for 2026. 🧩

Three Themes to Actually Care About 👇

🔎 Okay, so altcoins are struggling. Which narratives will do the opposite and boom in 2026?

1. Bitcoin as a Core Global Macro Asset🧠

$BTC is coming into 2026 after a 600% run from the 2022 lows and a 30% drawdown from the $126,080 ATH. 📉 ETFs, wealth platforms and macro funds now treat it more like digital macro risk than a simple halving trade.

Our 2026 bet: BTC stays the core stack in most portfolios. 🧱 If liquidity and rates turn friendly again, new highs are still on the table even if the old four-year halving-based meme is dead. 🔥

2. Stablecoin Infrastructure Over Stablecoin Bags 💳

Dollar is old-school, stablecoins are where the money is. 💵 They’ve quietly become crypto’s main product for payments, settlement, and yield. By design, they won’t take you to the moon, but they can grow the whole market. 🚀

The upside lives in the rails that mint, move, and integrate stablecoins into banks, apps, and chains. Issuers, payment networks, infrastructure, and compliance are where the real leverage sits. 🏦🌐

The stablecoin printers are going into overdrive, which significantly boosts the market.

3. Tokenized Real World Assets as the Long Game 📌

Seeing as this was one of 2025’s biggest sleepers, we’ve talked about RWAs many times before. 🕵️‍♂️💤

👉 Treasuries, funds, and even stocks are creeping onchain with big names behind them. That is slow institutional money chasing better settlement and access. 🔁

RWAs probably won’t 100x in a month, but they look like one of the few narratives that can survive to 2030. 🎇

One of the biggest RWA shills, Carlos Domingo, the CEO of Securitize, a leading tokenization platform focused on bringing real-world assets like Treasuries onchain in a compliant way. 

If you build around these three and then layer memes and punts on top, you’re already ahead of most of CT still trading vibes and old four-year screenshots. 🎯🔥

Alpha Leak 👉 Solana DeFi Tokens

Solana DeFi is still noisy. DEX volume is around $24B over 7d, while perps volume is about $864M a day. 👀

🔎 Even whales are loading up: three wallets pulled about $15.9M in Solana DeFi tokens, mostly $PUMP ($13.77M) plus $CLOUD, $KMNO, $JTO, and $DRIFT. 🚀

Why are those projects picking up steam? 👉 Blocks are cheap and fast, so you can move size or test random stuff without getting chopped up by fees.

For teams, Solana DeFi is just core infrastructure and liquidity. 🫗 For traders, it is the main place where new narratives, token launches, and the occasional blow up usually appear first, so they watch how volume rotates between perps, LSTs, lending markets, and meme coins. 📈

Is Solana DeFi taking off again? Check the projects listed below. 👇

  • Pump.fun ($PUMP)

  • Sanctum ($CLOUD)

  • Kamino Finance ($KMNO)

  • Jito ($JTO)

  • Drift Protocol ($DRIFT)

🐋Smart Money Tracker

Monday, Dec 29th: More $ZEC accumulation! A brand new wallet pulled 7,714 $ZEC (about $4.12M) off Kraken.

Tuesday, Dec 30th: That OG trader behind 1011short, currently running a $749M long across $BTC, $ETH, and $SOL, just sent another 112,894 $ETH (about $332M) to Binance.

Wednesday, Dec 31st: Tom Lee’s Bitmine, an ETH-focused treasury firm, just scooped up another 32,938 $ETH (about $97.6M) and staked 118,944 $ETH (about $352.16M).

Thursday, Jan 1st: The official $TRUMP meme team wallet pulled another 33M $USDC out of the liquidity pool and sent it to Coinbase today. Over the past month, they’ve moved a total of 94M $USDC from the pool to Coinbase. Rug?

Friday, Jan 2nd: A tip for a profitable gambling addict to track. Polymarket trader DrPufferfish just closed 490 predictions with 396 wins (80.82% hit rate) and about $2.59M in total profit.

Saturday, Jan 3rd: A whale sent 74,002 $ZEC (about $35.75M) to Binance today.

Source: Lookonchain

🔒 Major Token Unlocks of the Week

  • $ENA - 1.15% of the locked supply will enter circulation on Jan 5, 2026.

  • $F - 2.00% of the locked supply will enter circulation on Jan 6, 2026.

  • $PORT3 - 3.80% of the locked supply will enter circulation on Jan 8, 2026.

  • $MOVE - 1.62% of the locked supply will enter circulation on Jan 9, 2026.

  • $CARV - 5.49% of the locked supply will enter circulation on Jan 10, 2026.

Explore more unlocks with full vesting details.

Scam Alert ⚠️ Wallet Drainer Airdrops

Wallet drainer airdrops look like free money. You click a “claim” link, connect your wallet, sign a couple of weird txs… and your tokens are gone. 🪦 RIP.

The bait is usually “exclusive airdrop”, “compensation”, or “early access” for some hyped token. 🤓

Links show up in DMs, in fake support chats, or on clone sites that look almost identical to the real thing. 🕵️ You might have received some messages on Telegram already.

On-chain, the trick is simple. 🔎 You are not just claiming tokens, you are signing approvals that let a drainer contract move your whole balance, not only the new airdrop. One click can grant access to every asset that wallet holds. 🙃

⚠️ How to stay safe:

  • Assume every random airdrop is hostile, not free money. 

  • Never sign blind approvals or weird txs you don’t fully understand.

  • Always double-check the URL and domain before connecting your wallet.

  • Use a fresh wallet instead of your main stack for experiments.

  • If you wouldn’t buy that token yourself, ignore the airdrop too.

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