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Your Weekly Guide to Surviving the Crypto Rollercoaster.
Welcome to a new issue of Crypto Minute by CoinBrain! After a period of holiday chill, the crypto market starts to recover again ($BTC nearing $100K 🤑 ) and we all curiously anticipate the upcoming narratives for 2025.
Make yourself comfortable, grab a beverage ☕️ and enjoy this weekly crypto flyover.
⤵️ Today’s Agenda:
Elon Musk's New Year profile game turns $380M memecoin into a cautionary tale.
AI Tokens frenzy reaches mainstream as Virtuals Protocol unravels pump.fun-like platform for AI Agents.
BlackRock's Bitcoin ETF sees record $332M exodus but maintains dominant position with $53.5B in assets.
XRP secures the #3 spot while USDT deals with European regulators breathing down its neck 🏃♂️
And more…
📊 Market Snapshot
$99,300BTC+6.4% | $3,600ETH+7.1% | $3.52TCrypto Market Cap+6.9% | 60 (Greed)Fear & Greed Index+10 from last week |
📅 Crypto Events You don’t want to Miss
Tuesday, Jan 7th:
US ISM Services PMI (at 3:00 PM UTC) 📊
The service sector’s “pulse check” is here! A strong PMI means businesses are thriving (👏), but it might also signal that the Fed will keep up its hawkish moves (👀). A lower number, however, could give crypto traders some room to breathe. Let’s see what this chart reveals!
US JOLTS Job Openings (at 3:00 PM UTC) 💼
Job openings = economic heat check! If companies are hiring like crazy, the Fed might stay aggressive on rate hikes (boo for risk assets 😟). Fewer openings? That could give crypto a little love and help calm inflation fears.
Friday, Jan 10th:
US Average Hourly Earnings monthly (at 1:30 PM UTC) 💵
Paychecks in the spotlight! Rising wages can fuel inflation, which isn’t great for risk markets (👎). But steady growth might be just what the Fed wants to see—potentially a win-win for workers and crypto alike!
US Non-Farm Employment Change (at 1:30 PM UTC) 📈
The heavyweight champion of the jobs world! A surprise boost in job creation might send ripples through the markets, leading to higher rate hike odds. But weaker-than-expected numbers could make BTC and altcoins smile (😁).
US Unemployment Rate (at 1:30 PM UTC) 🧑💼
The unemployment percentage pairs perfectly with the non-farm data for a full economic snapshot. A low rate is great for the economy but could spell trouble for crypto if the Fed uses it to justify hawkish policies. Watch this closely—it’s a market mover!
🐋Smart Money Tracker
Tuesday, Dec 31st: This trader times perfectly! They spent $4,360 to buy $KM just few hours before Elon Musk changed his X profile name to “Kekius Maximus“.
The $KM this trader bought was then worth over $638K, making it a multiple of 146X 🤯 perhaps some insider info got leaked.
Wednesday, Jan 1st: Turned $66 into $3.05M in just 18 days, a 45,906x return!
This trader spent 0.017 $ETH ($66) to buy 10.17M $KEKIUS and sold 2.81M $KEKIUS for 60.3 $ETH ($201K), leaving 7.37M $KEKIUS ($2.85M). The total profit is $3.05M.
Thursday, Jan 2nd: A whale spent 10M $USDC to buy 4.25M $VIRTUAL 19 days ago, which is now worth $21.5M, with an unrealized profit of $11.5M!
Thursday, Jan 2nd: A smart whale made $40.8M from $ai16z and $ZEREBRO!
Since Nov 28, this whale spent $9.33M on 19.83M $ai16z (now worth $45.4M) and $5.89M on 15.4M $ZEREBRO (now worth $10.37M).
Currently sitting on $36M profit (+387%) from $ai16z and $4.8M profit (+82%) from $ZEREBRO.
Saturday, Jan 4th: As $ETH’s price rises, this whale who shorted $ETH deposited 5M $USDC into Hyperliquid to increase his short position. They are currently down $5.36M, with a liquidation price of $4,891.5 - still a long way to go 😮💨
@boldleonidas
Sunday, Jan 5th: This whale seems to know their stuff when it comes to AI coins! They aped into $GOAT when the market cap was low and exited with a profit of $5.14M.
Then they aped into $ai16z, currently holding 2.65M $ai16z ($2.9M), with a total profit of more than $4.5M.
$Fartcoin also got discovered early - they hold 2.65M $Fartcoin($3.55M), with a total profit of more than $4M.
And now it seems this trader is focusing on $SANDY, $MOLE, $FORGE and $PIPPIN on Solana 🧐 will these work too?
Monday, Jan 6th: Whales are selling $ai16z! This whale bought 10.6M $ai16z($2.27M cost) at an average price of $0.214 from Nov 15 to Nov 22, 2024, and currently has a profit of ~19M.
In the past 4 hours, this whale deposited 5.3M $ai16z($10.68M) into Jupiter to sell via limit orders.
Source: Lookonchain
📰 News Recap (Dec 31 to Jan 6)
🤖 Virtuals Protocol is turning the crypto into a wild west of AI-powered tokens. This platform lets anyone create their own AI agent complete with tokenization - think of it as a digital K-pop star factory meets crypto trading.
Their flagship AI agent Luna is already commanding a $69 million market cap, despite having limited utility for now.
The kicker? Many are calling these "AI memecoins," proving that even in 2025, the line between serious tech and pure hype remains delightfully blurry.
📉 BlackRock's bitcoin ETF (IBIT) just had its biggest "oof" moment since launch, with investors pulling out a whopping $332.6 million in a single day.
While that might sound like a crypto catastrophe, it's worth noting that IBIT is still sitting pretty as the largest spot bitcoin ETF with a casual $53.5 billion in net assets.
Some analysts suggest this is just institutional investors doing their usual portfolio spring cleaning rather than a full-blown panic.
🏦 Move over, Tether! XRP is snatching up the 3rd place among crypto. Its market cap rose up to $140 billion after a 13% weekly surge.
Meanwhile, Tether's been taking on water in Europe as new MiCA regulations kick in, causing some exchanges like Coinbase to jump ship preemptively.
The stablecoin giant's market cap has dipped to $137 billion, suggesting its dominance might not be as... stable as before.
🌍️ Story of the Week
The memecoin Kekius Maximus 🐸 experienced the crypto equivalent of Cinderella's midnight transformation - except instead of a pumpkin, it turned into vaporized millions.
It all started when Elon Musk, crypto's chaos agent, changed his X profile name to "Kekius Maximus" on New Year's Eve, sending the namesake token (among other similar tokens) soaring to a $380 million market cap.
Brothers in Arms
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk)
9:02 PM • Dec 31, 2024
However, Musk's profile name change didn't last long. When he switched back to his regular name on New Year's Day, the token's price plummeted faster than a SpaceX rocket in reverse, crashing 75% in just over an hour.
The drama came with some truly wild stories of fortune and loss. One trader who invested just $66 when the token launched saw their investment balloon to a theoretical $3 million - emphasis on "theoretical" since they couldn't cash out in time.
Meanwhile, another quick-fingered trader managed to actually pocket $2.3 million in realized gains, showing that sometimes in crypto, it's better to be lucky and fast than smart.
🔒 Major Token Unlocks of the Week
TKO - 3.05% of the total supply will enter circulation on Jan 07, 2025.
$HyPC - 1.87% of the total supply will enter circulation on Jan 08, 2025.
$ATEM - 2.94% of the total supply will enter circulation on Jan 10, 2025.
$LIQ - 4.54% of the total supply will enter circulation on Jan 12, 2025.
$RADAR - 11.54% of the total supply will enter circulation on Jan 13, 2025.
Get ready for the $RADAR unlock - almost 12% released in one day should spark some serious volatility! Usually traders take such opportunities to short large unlocks like this. Similarly the $LIQ unlock should also be worth your attention 😉
More details here.
🗞️ From our Blog
💡 1 Minute Learning: Crypto Dusting Attack
Ever noticed a tiny, random amount of crypto showing up in your wallet? It might not be a gift from the crypto gods—it could be a dusting attack! 🌬️
A dusting attack occurs when tiny amounts of crypto (called “dust”) are sent to numerous wallets. This dust isn’t valuable by itself, but the attacker uses it to track wallet activity.
By analyzing transactions, they attempt to de-anonymize wallet owners and potentially link them to real-world identities.
How to stay safe? Its simple - ignore the dust, don’t send or move it.
Knowledge is power—now you’re ready to dodge the dust! 🚀
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DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or make financial decisions. Always do your own research and stay safe out there.