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Your Weekly Guide to Surviving the Crypto Rollercoaster.
Crypto has been doing well over the last two weeks. The $ETH trade I picked a few weeks back has been performing great. 🔥 Are better times finally upon us? Welcome to another The Crypto Minute. 🚀✨
⤵️ Today’s Agenda:
Spot Bitcoin ETFs logged $471M in a single day, the strongest inflow since February.
NYT named Adam Back as Satoshi Nakamoto.
White House economists said banning stablecoin yield would hurt users more than it helps banks.
Public Bitcoin miners sold more BTC in Q1 2026 than in all of last year.
DePIN quietly crossed $9–10B in market cap with real revenue from GPU compute, storage, and wireless coverage.
And more…
📊 Market Snapshot
| $75,350.88BTC+12.2% | $2,308.19ETH+13.0% | $2.54TCrypto Market Cap+10.4% | 27 (Fear)Fear & Greed Index+14 from 2 weeks ago |
📰 News Recap (Apr 05 – Apr 19)
Bitcoin ETF Inflows Hit $471M, Strongest Day Since February 📈
Institutional money showed up in force on Monday, April 7. 💪 Spot Bitcoin ETFs pulled in $471 million, the biggest single-day number since February 25, pushing total AUM back above $90 billion after just three April trading sessions. 📊
👉 BlackRock's IBIT led the pack at $182 million, with Fidelity's FBTC close behind at $147 million and ARK 21Shares ARKB rounding out the top three at nearly $119 million, its strongest daily inflow since July 2025. 🏆
🔎 Worth noting: all this happened while Bitcoin slipped back under $69,000 after briefly touching $70,000, geopolitical pressure stayed loud, quantum concerns kept circulating, and the Fear & Greed Index sat at 13, deep in Extreme Fear territory. 😰
Ether ETFs joined the recovery too, logging $120 million and erasing outflows from the prior two sessions. 🟢 The rest of the altcoin ETF space stayed quiet, with $XRP pulling zero inflows and Solana funds attracting barely $250,000. 😶
March already broke a two-month outflow streak with $1.3 billion in net gains. 📅 April 7's numbers suggest that momentum may have legs. 👀

NYT Points the Finger at Adam Back as Satoshi Nakamoto 🔍
I called it years ago! 😄
The New York Times dropped a fresh investigation on Wednesday, and the name at the center of it is Adam Back, the British cryptographer behind Hashcash and current CEO of Blockstream. 📰
Investigative journalist John Carreyrou, known for cracking open the Theranos scandal, spent months building a circumstantial case that Back is the person behind the Satoshi Nakamoto pseudonym. 🧠
The argument rests on a few pillars. 👇
🔎 Back was cited in Bitcoin's white paper, actively discussed electronic cash on cypherpunk mailing lists for years, then went quiet right as Bitcoin emerged, and reappeared only after Satoshi disappeared. 👻
Stylometric analysis added more fuel. 📝 Back was the only mailing list participant to hyphenate "proof-of-work", reference WebMoney, and use the phrase "burning the money" in the same way Satoshi did.
Back's response was short, tho. 🤐 He pointed to a post on X reiterating what he has said before: he is not Satoshi. 🚫
The crypto community is not buying the story either. 😶 Jameson Lopp of Casa said Nakamoto simply cannot be identified through stylometric analysis, and Carreyrou himself admitted that only cryptographic proof would settle it for real. 🔐
Until someone moves coins from Satoshi's wallets or signs a message with the original keys, every investigation stays in the same place: interesting, but inconclusive. 👀

White House Economists Push Back on Stablecoin Yield Ban 💵
A new report from the White House Council of Economic Advisers landed on Wednesday, and its conclusion is pretty clear: banning yield on stablecoins would barely move the needle for banks while hitting users with real economic costs. 📊
💸 Under the baseline scenario, pushing stablecoin funds back into bank deposits would grow total lending by about $2.1 billion, which sounds big until you put it next to the $12 trillion loan market it represents 0.02% of. 📉
Community banks would see even less, roughly $500 million in additional lending. 🏦
👉 A yield ban would create an estimated $800 million annual welfare loss, with a cost-benefit ratio of 6.6, meaning the economic damage would dwarf any lending upside.
🥊 The report lands right in the middle of an ongoing fight between banks and the crypto industry. Banking groups have argued that stablecoin yields drain deposits and shrink lending capacity, while crypto advocates have pushed back hard on that framing. 🔁
⚖️ On the regulatory side, the GENIUS Act already bars stablecoin issuers from paying yield directly, though third-party platforms can still offer it. The CLARITY Act could change that picture by settling whether yield restrictions apply more broadly. 📜
👀 A Senate markup hearing may be getting closer, with Coinbase CLO Paul Grewal saying last week that lawmakers are nearing agreement on key provisions. Stablecoin yield remains the sticking point. 🔐

Public Bitcoin Miners Sold More BTC in Q1 2026 Than All of Last Year ⛏️
Publicly traded Bitcoin miners are offloading coins at a record pace. 📊
🔎 Companies including MARA, CleanSpark, Riot, Cango, Core Scientific and Bitdeer collectively sold more than 32,000 $BTC in Q1 2026 alone.
That surpasses the 20,000 $BTC sold in Q2 2022 during the Terra-Luna collapse, setting a new all-time record for miner sales in a single quarter. 📉
💡 The pressure point is hashprice. At around $33 PH/s per day, it sits below the $35 PH/s breakeven for many miners running older machines, pushing roughly 20% of the industry into unprofitable territory. See the hashprice below. 👇

⚡ Rising hashrate, reduced block rewards and macroeconomic headwinds are all squeezing margins at the same time.
The Bitcoin Miner Reserve tells the same story. 🤔 Miners held over 1.86 million $BTC at the end of 2023 and are now down to about 1.8 million $BTC.
CoinShares expects further capitulation among higher-cost operators in H1 2026 unless price recovers materially. 🚨
📈 On the other side of the trade sits Strategy. While miners sell, Michael Saylor posted his trademark "Think bigger" on Sunday, signaling another $BTC acquisition is likely on the way.
Alpha Leak 👉 DePIN Is Quietly Building Up!
The narrative around decentralized physical infrastructure has been easy to dismiss. 🤔 But the numbers underneath it are getting harder to ignore.
By early 2026, the DePIN sector crossed a combined market cap of $9–10 billion, with tens of millions in monthly on-chain revenue coming from services people actually pay for. 📊
GPU compute, storage, wireless coverage, mapping data. All of it crowdsourced, tokenized, and running. 🚀
Instead of Amazon, Google, or big telecoms owning the infrastructure, everyday people contribute hardware and get paid in crypto for it. 💰 That distributed model tends to be cheaper, harder to shut down, and more resilient than what a single data center can offer.
The gap with centralized giants is still real, enterprise SLAs and compliance certifications take time. ⚠️ But for AI teams, cost-sensitive developers, and users in underserved markets, the economics already make sense. 🧠
Projects to watch: 👇
Bittensor ($TAO): decentralized AI marketplace where models compete for rewards across 128 active subnets.
Render ($RNDR): GPU marketplace for 3D rendering and AI compute, generating $38M in monthly revenue.
Filecoin ($FIL): dominant decentralized storage network, now expanding into AI data pipelines.
Helium ($HNT): people-powered wireless network with 120,000+ real mobile subscribers and carrier partnerships with AT&T and Telefónica.
Akash Network ($AKT): permissionless cloud marketplace with GPU utilization near 80% and fresh burn-and-mint tokenomics.
Want the full breakdown on how each project works and what the risks are? 👉 HERE
Scam Alert ⚠️ Pig Butchering
Pig butchering is one of the most dangerous scams in crypto. It does not start with a hacked wallet or a fake token. It starts with trust. 👀
A scammer messages you, builds a connection, and keeps the conversation going for days or even weeks. ⚠️ Then the topic slowly shifts to crypto, easy returns, and a platform that looks completely legit. 📈
How does it work? 🤔
They get you comfortable, excited, and then to deposit more. At first, the account may even show fake profits. That is how victims get pulled in deeper. 🎭
What to watch for:
random messages that turn into investing talk
guaranteed returns or “insider” strategies
pressure to deposit more after small early gains
platforms you have never heard of before
Why is it dangerous? ⚠️
Because it feels personal. We are all humans, after all. 😇 It does not look like a scam at first. By the time people realize what is happening, the money is often already gone.
If someone is selling trust first and crypto second, be careful. In this scam, that is usually the setup. 🚩
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